One thing I will never take away from Illumination Entertainment and their team of artists, is that they have some colorful films and, clearly, some very talented animators on their team. If that's not sad to you, at least those of you who've spent more than 10 years watching animated movies, then I don't know what to tell you.

This is really sad when you take into consideration that this, realistically speaking, is an average movie at best. And to illustrate, or ILLUMINATE, that point, I'll tell you right now that this movie was the best one in their filmography.

So, yea, Illumination doesn't have the best track record. I can't even include Blue Sky Animation or Sony Animation, as both have several movies in their filmography that I've enjoyed. Yes, their animation is solid and colorful, but their stories are sorely lacking to truly push them to Laika, Pixar or even Dreamworks level. This just popped into my head when I started writing this review, Illumination just isn't very good at what they do. Nor have I seen Sing yet, but I'm willing to give it a shot when it comes out on DVD. I haven't seen Hop and I don't plan on it. This covers Despicable Me 1 and 2, The Lorax, Minions (which I hated) and this one. Perhaps terrible is too strong of a word, but I have not enjoyed any one of their films. And another thing about Illumination Entertainment, and I only just thought about this right now, but they're a terrible studio. The Illumination Entertainment logo that plays prior to the film has a minion looking at the logo and screaming Illumination in his stupidly annoying minion voice. Oh and another aside, the fucking minions, yes THOSE minions, are also infesting movies that they aren't even meant to be in. With that pointless and unnecessary tangent out of the way, on to this movie. I suppose I could write this later, but I really don't want to, plus I have to do other stuff. Again, you could say that I don't do that anyway, so this will be just like a regular review. Seriously though, I'm on sort of a high that I don't think I could formulate my thoughts in coherent or interesting fashion.

Then again, you could say that none of my reviews are any good to begin with.

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